Women of God

So... This is our secret life, right? Well.. I need to come out of the closet with something: i like girls. I know, I'm homeschooled.. but somehow my hormones slipped through the filter. Anyway, I want to ramble a little bit about my celebrity crush.. SELENA GOMEZ. She's so handsome. I really love the way she does her hair.. and her eyes SPARKLE. Someone said that she's hot.. so if I meet her I'll remember not to touch her. I think that's sooo cool! Someone can make their skin super hot without getting burned or getting sick. Wow. I really want to do a science experiment to figure out how to do that.. Sorry. I'm getting off topic.

I secretly watch TV. Favorite TV show? That's easy. Wizards! Selena just so happens to be in it.. :) 

I'M ONLY MILDLY OBSESSED. Do me a favor.. Don't tell my mom that I like the other gender. I'm not supposed to until I've built my own house and am ready for marriage. But hey, I can dream, right? Don't tell Ringo either. He judges in his free time. It's so terrible. Thanks guys! You're so nice, I can tell you all go to church. Bye!

Hupert Longfellow